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wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
Whore.
I can’t even . *throws hands up*
bitch
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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hi, you changed the link on one of my photos for it to link to your blog can you change that because I find that rude because that is my picture that I took. (It's the kim kardashian twitter one) please remove your link or change it back to mine, thank you :)
Lo siento, no puedo. Soy alérgico a las patatas.
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